JaceMan
06-25-2009, 12:32 PM
Coming this fall, to an Android-enabled device near you... Rooters vs. Non-Rooters.
http://www.techsplained.com/pdn-gallery/rootersvsnonrooters/title-image.jpg
This exciting, dramatic thriller brought to you by the crazy mastermind JaceMan (who wrote, directed, and stars in the film) will be broadcast on YouTube. This highly contraversial movie depicts the struggles that non-root Android users have in a rooted world. The movie tackles many taboo issues that modern technilogical society refuses to discuss. These topics range from technical status and how it relates to natural selection, all the way up to the race wars caused by painting your clothing red or purchasing suspenders of blue.
http://www.techsplained.com/pdn-gallery/rootersvsnonrooters/rooters.jpg
The story chronicles the dominance of Bill "The Super-User" Rooting (played by JaceMan) displays over the non-rooted world owning and pwning them with extreme prejudice. As he strikes fears into the hearts of many and has a particular disdain for the non-rooted race. He sees it as his duty to rid the world of these pesky creatures before their stupidity taints all the rest of humanity. His posse, the Brilliant Boys, will stop at nothing to ensure Bill reaches his goal. Does anyone have the courage to stand against him?
http://www.techsplained.com/pdn-gallery/rootersvsnonrooters/non-rooters.jpg
As it so turns out, one brave man just might be crazy enough to give it a go. This man, Androidsterdam Wallon, leads the non-rooters (affectionately referred to as "The Dead Robots") on a mission for respect, ownership, and co-existence by means of helping the Brilliant Boys to, well... not co-exist.
One thing is certain, this is one film you are going to want to keep your eyes on.
http://www.techsplained.com/pdn-gallery/rootersvsnonrooters/title-image.jpg
This exciting, dramatic thriller brought to you by the crazy mastermind JaceMan (who wrote, directed, and stars in the film) will be broadcast on YouTube. This highly contraversial movie depicts the struggles that non-root Android users have in a rooted world. The movie tackles many taboo issues that modern technilogical society refuses to discuss. These topics range from technical status and how it relates to natural selection, all the way up to the race wars caused by painting your clothing red or purchasing suspenders of blue.
http://www.techsplained.com/pdn-gallery/rootersvsnonrooters/rooters.jpg
The story chronicles the dominance of Bill "The Super-User" Rooting (played by JaceMan) displays over the non-rooted world owning and pwning them with extreme prejudice. As he strikes fears into the hearts of many and has a particular disdain for the non-rooted race. He sees it as his duty to rid the world of these pesky creatures before their stupidity taints all the rest of humanity. His posse, the Brilliant Boys, will stop at nothing to ensure Bill reaches his goal. Does anyone have the courage to stand against him?
http://www.techsplained.com/pdn-gallery/rootersvsnonrooters/non-rooters.jpg
As it so turns out, one brave man just might be crazy enough to give it a go. This man, Androidsterdam Wallon, leads the non-rooters (affectionately referred to as "The Dead Robots") on a mission for respect, ownership, and co-existence by means of helping the Brilliant Boys to, well... not co-exist.
One thing is certain, this is one film you are going to want to keep your eyes on.